Kiss someone nice, or lick a rock, or both.
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Tyana Jasmyn~
Cynical; nonstandard; Ungraceful--
In love with Billy Joel.
Audrey Hepburn is my roll model.
Simply the blog of a 17 year old girl,
who has absolutely nothing else better to do with her time.
Cynical; nonstandard; Ungraceful--
In love with Billy Joel.
Audrey Hepburn is my roll model.
Simply the blog of a 17 year old girl,
who has absolutely nothing else better to do with her time.
TiMER
| Elderly Woman: | Margaret, is that you Margaret? |
| Stef: | Sure isn't Sadie. |
| Elderly Woman: | Oh, my mistake. |
| Elderly Woman: | Margaret, answer your mother Margaret. |
| Stef: | Ye, not your daughter Sadie, kay? |
| Elderly Woman: | Margaret, is that you Margaret? |
| Stef: | You bet mom, great news, I'm gay! |
| Elderly Woman: | You're, |
| Stef: | GAY! Gay as the day is long.Dykey dyke, dyke. Plus, my girlfriend, shes black. |
| Elderly Woman: | *GASPS* |
YOLO
So my sisters took my moms erm, dildo…and then they put it outside my window so they could blame it on me. Now I’m in trouble for something I didn’t do.
But when I get home I am fucking them up.
